Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Day 70, From an Israeli Prison, Part 1

Time to catch up. Got to Israel on January 20th, caught a shuttle to a hotel in Jerusalem near the Old City.  For five days it was raining, windy and cold.  I braved the weather most days to walk around the Old City.  I am in awe of this place. Absolute awe.

First night I hear a brief burst of automatic gunfire.  I wonder what it means.

The Old City is about a square mile of walled in area navigated by narrow walkways and almost impassable streets.  The main avenues are so narrow and covered with awnings the sun almost never hits the limestone blocked streets.  These streets are thick with various vendors, most for tourists, others for locals.  99% of the shops are less han 10 feet wide, manned by a middle aged Arab male.  There are barber shops, cobblers and seamstresses cramed into tiny cubieholes.  Spices, shoes, butchers green grocers and eateres round out the vendors.

The busiest 'streets'' are almost impassable, choked by overflowing shop displays, kids on bikes and pedestrians.  At times it seems impossible to add one more person to the throng, then there is a call to prayer and things quickly thin out.  The young Hassidic teenagers almost trot on t eir way to the Western Wall as they pass through the Chriustian and Ethiopian Quarters.  And there's always a stray cat or two wandering around.   Always.

And the troops.  Or police.  You literally can not walk 100 yards without seeing a security detail of three or four soldiers or police.  They never travel alone, they also have automatic rifles on hand and they look barely old enough to shave (those that don't shave have the thin fuzz of the young).  They make you feel safe and afraid at the same time.  Safe because they are there, afraid because they are there for a reason.  They usually chat casually amongst themselves, but it is not uncommon to see them questionng an arab teenager.

Beyond the security this is a place of immense history.  Jesus, David, Abraham, Mohammed and a thousand others have been here.  Crusaders, Romans, Phoenicians, Ottomans, Philistines, Egyptians, Israelies and many others have controlled this tiny square of land.  Three of the world's major religions see parts of this place as sacred.  History has washed over this place, blood has flowed here, famous words were spoken here, and bullets and insults have been exchanged here.  And for literally thousands of years people have lived here.  People live here to this day, down narrow alleys and deadend walkways. The streets of ancient times are buried under years of rebuilding  and rubble but you can feel the strength of the place with every step.

I walk these crowded alleys daily absorbing the feel of this place in every glance. I have the random thought that I could live here and be entertained by a daily stroll through a timeless but ancient city.  I can almost tatse destiny and history on my toungue with every breath.  It overwhelms the senses, most of all one's sense of history.

Looking back, there were clues everywhere, but I saw nothing about myself in such a glorious place.  I was headed for an Israeli prison and I never saw it coming.  At least not yet.  I was blinded by my love of place.  I  should have known better.  Some lessons are harder to learn than others.


Walls of the Old City.  It is surrounded by modern Jerusalem.



The Western Wall oof Soloman's Temple, also called the Wailing Wall.
This was on a Sabbath evening of a new moon.  Biggest crowd I saw.



A more typical evening at the Western Wall. 
The dark spots on the wall are hardy shrubs.
Note the many bookstands at the ready for prayers.





Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Day 75: It's Complicated. Oh So Complicated.. From Russia With Love

This is a lesson I need to learn some times: there are some things best left to professionals. Examples include dentistry, fuel production, aircraft piloting, surgery, many home repairs, and (drum roll please):

Wait for it........

GETTING A TOURIST VISA TO VISIT RUSSIA!!!

What I should have done:  hired a professional visa handler to get my visa months before I left the states.

What I actually did:  made plans to go to Russia shortly before I left for Paris thinking I could easily get a visa in Paris. Waited to go the Russian Consulate until just before Christmas.  Web site says they are open, locked doors say they are closed.  Sign in Russian days come back after January 6.  Web site says visa takes ten days to process.  I am leaving Paris on January 12th.  Will try in another country.  Israel.

Go to capital of Israel, Jerusalem.  Discover that Russian consulates are in Tel Aviv and Haifa. On Monday take tram to near car rental agency.  Take cab due to torrential rains, get lost, find car agency on my own afoot.  Brand new employee takes 2 hours to finish car rental paperwork.  (She was hired for her looks, so I am fine).

Massive traffic jam causes me to enter Tel Aviv after dark.  Get hotel room, plan to visit consulate Tuesday.

On Tuesday I visit Russian consulate.  Closed for Russian holiday.  Pay $5 to park.  They are in a large office tower by the beach.

On Wednesday I visit Russian consulate at 2 p.m..  Basic instructions are: fill out on line form, we are open until noon.  Pay $5 to park.  I buy passport photos.   I learn how to operate an Israeli elevator.  Trust me, it's weird.

That night I fill out on line form as best as I logically can.  And can recall.  Last two employers, including name of boss, addresses and phone numbers from 23 years ago.  Military service from 40 years ago.  Marital status from 34 years ago.  Health history questions.  Countries visited questions.  Money questions.

To avoid problems with the visa application I try to make it easy for Russia to admit me.  To like me.  Even love me.  I am single (not divorced), I don't belong to ANY organizations (too many to list), I am in perfect health, I attended one university (not four), I was a peacetime infantry soldier (why worry them with references to WMDs?) and I plan to be in Russia for 3 days.

I also need an "invitation letter".  I make hotel reservations on line and email hotel in Moscow for letter.  Hotel emails me a form, I email back completed form.

Thursday morning and nothing from Moscow hotel.  Fortunately Israeli hotel desk clerk is Russian.  He calls Moscow hotel, they are confused by their own form.  He arranges for letter to arrive by 10 a.m.  It comes and I head off for consulate.

Arrive consulate and enter line at 11a.m.  Only six people in front of me.  At noon office closes.  There are only three people in front of me in line.  Pay $5 to park.  Give a college student a ride home.  Nice campus.

On Friday I arrive consulate at 9:30.  After an hour's wait diplomat reads my papers and asks questions.  Did I work at Penn State all of my life? (actually, that's the education section)  Why is my father's name the same as mine?(Jr./Sr. stuff not shown my passport so I excluded it).  Where is the last two employers' data? (can't recall it)

I was close.  Really close to being done until he reads the invitation letter from the Moscow hotel.  Multiple page form, seals of officialdom all over it.  On one page of the form I am Ronald, on another I am Ron.  I am told I need a corrected invitation letter. No way to fix it here.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.  Pay $5 to park.

Go back to Tel Aviv hotel.  Clerk calls Moscow hotel and they eventually send corrected invitation letter.  Too late to get back to consulate in time.

At this point some perfectly reasonable people would say to hell with Russia, etc. They would say no more of this junk, if its this hard to get in, how hard is it to get out?

In economics this becomes the sunk cost dilemma.  We tend to to not want to abandon the time and money spent on what may be a failure.  If we think we are close to being done after many attempts we are more likely to continue than after a few attempts.  We hate being called quitters.

So I spend the weekend in Tel Aviv so I can go the consulate on Monday.  It's a nice city and the food is good, so the time isn't wasted.

On Monday I am at the consulate by 9:30, third in line.  Different diplomat, younger.  We go over the same old qurstipns plus a few new ones.  No business in Russia?  Do you want you want to pay extra for expidited service? (no)  He looks on s computer screen, makes some notes, staples my papers together and sends me to this cash window to pay.

Oops.  Sign days visa costs 320 shekels.  I discover that's for locals.  Americans have to pay 640 shekels.  I am short and they pnlytake cash.  After a 30 minute trip I return from an ATM with more money.  Take receipt back to visa window.  More confusion because the cashier thought I paid more for expidited service.

In the end I am promised a visa in eight days.  They hold on to my passport, so no side trips to Jordan for now.  Me and my tiny rental car head north out of town, relieved and temporarily free of the Russian bear hug of paperwork.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Day 67, Turkish Taffy

Turkey has great food and lots of excitement.  One day President Urduwan (sp?) came by after a speech by the Blue Mosque.  Photos of the crowds and the Hagia Sophia.


 It actually snowed in Istanbul.  Very rare.

These small cats are everywhere.  They run wild all over the city.

Inside the Hagia Sophia.  Rebuilt several times after earthquakes, then converted to s mosque, then a museum.


Friday, January 15, 2016

Day 63: Turkish Delight

After a day of travel (including a dishonest cab driver)  I am safely ensconsed in my hotel room overlooking the Golden Horn.  Daily calls to prayer start at around 6 a.m. so I am up early.  "It takes an Iman to move Ron Vaughn."  Sounds good.

My first impressions of Turkey are good.  It is clean and safe and the there is history everywhere you look.  Old walls from Roman times are used to form the back walls of a cell phone shop.  Women dressed in a range of fashion, from modern Parisian to burkas (excluding the eye mesh).  Men carry beads and drink hot tea from a glass. When there is a call to prayer I only see some people going into the mosque; there is no street prayer that I've seen.  If there are homeless people here they are more hidden than in Paris.

Did a lot of stuff today, including:

A walk through the spice market.  Very fragrent.


A visit to the Blue Mosque.



A boat trip from Europe to Asia.  $2.70 round trip.


This the site of the recent attack on tourists.




Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Day 62: Goodbye to Lovers!

Today I left Paris.

And that should be good enough for me.

I couldn't sleep so I went for a walk at 4 a.m. Paris was half awake, half asleep; early deliveries were starting, late night partiers were stumbling home.  I ignored them all as I recalled my many steps upon these sidewalks over the past two months.  I confess that I added a tear or two to seaward flow of the Seine.

Today I left Paris.

Not the first time, maybe not the last.  I left the food, the art, the architecture, the attractive people, the homeless on the sidewalks, the metro, the parks, the small shops and the giant stores.  I left a city of luxury, a city of poverty, a city under siege and a city of love.  I left a city frozen in time yet moving forward at the speed of light.

Today I left Paris.

In body, yes, but not in soul.  For now I know I have some of Paris in my soul.

A piece of my heart remains Paris.

And that is good enough for me.

P.S.  On a more practical note I realized later that I left my washcloth in Paris.  Darn!

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Day 61: Conspiracy Theory?

I don't believe it.  I can't believe it.  It can't possibly be true.  I get reminding myself that correlation is not causation.  This can't be me.  I am not the cause of these distant events.

But the facts are there.  A few hours before I depart for Paris there is a major terrorist attack in the city.  Today, few hours before I depart for Istanbul there is a major terrorist attack in the city.  Is there some hidden connection here or am I just unlucky?

Mothers, hide your children.  Men, bolt the doors.  Soldiers, man the ramparts.  Everyone, beware because I am coming to visit your city, your town, your homes.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid!

I know I can not possibly be responsible for the troubles that seem to precede my arrival.  But if you reside where I am going, I am susceptible to bribes to encourage detours.

My stop after Istanbul is Jerusalem.  Should I worry?  Or should they?

Day 60(c): A Little Big Man

Never underestimate a man by his stature should have been Napoleon's motto.  He managed to conquer almost all of Europe, changed the map forever, lost an army to an invisible enemy (cold air), and led his adopted country to greatness and ruin.

Without him there wouldn't be canned goods, Germany and a French pastry.

Napoleon's tomb lies in the center of a huge rotunda attached to an ornate chapel and the military museum.  The casket is made made of seven layers of different materials (stone, wood, lead,etc.).

Napoleon wrote in his diary that he thought the British were poisoning him while he was a prisoner on the island of St. Helens (the last British territory serviced by a mail boat).  Napoleon's claim was verified over 150 years later when hair samples from his tomb were found to contain traces of arsenic.